Dressed Up As Freyja
By art
Dressed Up As Freyja, a retelling of Thrym’s Lay
For the Jimmy Buffett Rite at Trillium 2006, I created this parody (perhaps filk) for a Praise Offering. It went over quite well with the attendees. This is, more-or-less, the version that was sung; I have done slight variants as well
Dressed Up As Freyja
Tune: Margaritaville (With Apologies to Jimmy Buffett)
Thrym had got Mjollnir
Hammer of Aesir
And he desired Freyja in trade
Freyja said “No Way”
Heimdall then did say
Dress Thor as Freyja,
and Loki her maid
Chorus:
Dressed up as Freyja,
Goin' down to Jotunheim
To retrieve the lost Hammer of Thor
Thor did complain
But he’s the giants' true bane
And he knows that Freyja’s no whore
Thrymr was awed
By Thor-hunger broad
But Loki told him they stopped not to eat
Thrym lifted the veil
And then he turned pale
“How Freyja slept not” was Loki’s deceit
Chorus:
Dressed up as Freyja,
Goin' down to Jotunheim
To retrieve the lost Hammer of Thor
Thor did complain
But he’s the giants' true bane
And I think that Thrym will be sore
To hallow the bride
They brought out Thor’s pride
They put his hammer right in his lap
And Thrymr and guests all
Slain were by that maul
That thunderous weapon that helps us hang on
Dressed up as Freyja,
Goin' down to Jotunheim
To retrieve the lost Hammer of Thor
Thor did complain
But he’s the giants' true bane
And I know that Thrym is no more.
Yes, and Thor did complain
But he’s the giants' true bane
And we know that Thrym is no more.
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